fire fighter

Sardar : O yaar , aaj maine ek acchha kaam kiya, par logo ne bahut mara ;
Dost : achha kaam kya kiya ?
Sardar : ek jagah bhayanak aag lagi thi , maine kaanch todkar ghar me ghusa aur sabko bahar nikal liya .
Dost : phir logo ne kyo mara?
Sardar : jinko bahar nikala.. vo sab fire fighter the.. aag bhujha rahe the.

doodh

chhota sardar : ek liter gai ka doodh dena ji ..
Doodhwala : par tumhara bartan to chhota hai ?
Chota Sardar : to thik hai, bakri ka hi de do .

Lohe ka bed

Biwi : apne mere pichhle birthday pe lohe ka bed banakar diya tha . is baar kya doge ?
Husband : us bed pe electric current lagaunga.

Sardar jokes

ek Sardar ko raat bhar bahut machharo ne kata ..
agali raat usne sone se pahle jahar pi liya aur bola ..
:- auo kamino.. ab kaato, sab ke sab maroge."

law

Judge : Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho ...
Lawyer : kaun sa la aisa kahta hai ?
Judge : tumne mujhe sala bola?
Lawyer : I said kaun sa law .

Pakistani english

Pakistani : mera Beta bahut fast english bolta hai .
Indian : chal bolke dikha ..
Pakistani beta : english..english..english..english..

jokes

a girl climbed up on a tree , a monkey asked : why u are climbing up ?
Girl replied : for eating apple .
Monkey surprised : but this is a mango tree...
Girl smiled : yes , I know, that's why I brought apples with me.

a sardar gone for the interview for the post of a detective, Interviewer asked :- who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar :- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate ....

Santa & Banta on the Boat in the deep sea, the Boat was sinking , Santa Asked :- how far the earth would be from here ? Banta :- about 1 km,
Santa jumped into the water and asked : in which direction ?
Banta : downwward.

Q: why u put the newspaper in the fridge ?
A : becuase it packed with the " Hot News ".

Teacher : what is the formula of water ?
Student :- HIJKLMNO....
Teacher :- Stupid, what are u talking ?
Student :- teacher yesterday you had told us the formula H2O.

A Doctor told sardarji that if he run daily 8 kms for next 300 days, he may lost 34 kilos, at the end of the 300 days, sardarji called the doctor on phone :-" sir, weight is lost , but now I m in a problem". Doctor asked :- now what is the problem ? Sardar :-" now I am 2400 kms away from my home."

Q :why did 18 Sardarji gone to see movie.
A: becuase under 18 was not allowed.

once a fisherman woke up very early in the morning, it was dark & imposible to see anything for time pass. He found a sack containing pebbles and began tossing them into the river. when he had only 1 stone left to toss, the first ray of the sun pierced through the sky.... and He saw that the pebbles he was holding was a diamond ....! then he realised that , he had just thrown a sackful of diamonds in the river... , Morals :- never get up early in the morning !

एक ट्रेन एक्सिडेंट में १०० बेवकूफ मर गए, एक बच गया। टीवी रिपोर्टर ने उससे पूछा "तुम कैसे बचे ? बेवकूफ बोला :- जैसे ही अनाउंस मेंट हुआ की ट्रेन प्लेट फॉर्म नंबर २ पर आ रही है , सब भाई डर के मारे पटरी पर कूद गए ! मै सुसाइड करने को पटरी पे सोया था , अनाउंस मेंट सुनकर मरने के लिए प्लेट फॉर्म पे आ गया , लेकिन किस्मत ख़राब थी ट्रेन प्लेट फॉर्म पे नहीं आयी , पटरी पे आ गयी और सब मर गए ।

संता सिंह : यार संता, आज तू पार्टी क्यों दे रहा है ?
बनता सिंह :- यार आज मेरा स्कूटर खो गया , भगवान् का शुक्र है की मे उस पे नहीं बैठा था, वर्ना मै भी खो जाता.

Suresh :- Ramesh tere papa tailor hai or teri shirt fati hai ?
Ramesh :- Tere papa bhi to dentist hai. par tu bhi to bina daant ke paida hua !